“We were desperately looking for a place to hold our Easter services. I had a dream and in the dream I saw a newspaper headline that read, ‘Easter at the Mosque’,” reveals Moran. “But when I awoke, I said that will never happen.”

(Via the Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

Jon Stewart chimes in about the Lowe’s controversy but his analysis falls short compared to Asif Mandvi’s. Mandvi explains why, without Lowe’s, the jihadist goal is unachievable.

At great personal risk, John Oliver witnesses Muslims praying in a church’s all-purpose room.

If you allow Muslims in your church, you are letting Satan in.

Aasif Mandvi meets a comic book artist who thinks Batman’s Muslim sidekick, Nightrunner, could spell doom for the American way of life.

Comic book artist: “Pigman, he is the ultimate super hero to fight the Jihadists.”

Allah in the Family

The Daily Sow: Aasif Mandvi hopes to change America’s perceptions of Muslims by starring in the Qu’osby Show. (05:46)

At the 3 minute mark when John Oliver asks David Welch, from the Texas Pastor Council, “Can we at least agree that we do not want a Muslim speaker?”, his response was “I would say right now, yes, for a variety of reasons again of deep concerns of the loyalty of Muslims to the constitution.”

The Best F#@king News Team is there as NPR brings a tote bag full of David Sedaris books to a knife fight with Fox News. Also, what happens when Team Black faces Team Muslim? (09:52)